DATE:  11th Jan 15

WHERE:  KALYVIA  Home of all meat tavernas

TIME:  11am as supposed usual

HARES:  KNOB GOBLIN assisted by FROSTY NUTS

SCRIBE:   THE SPY WHO U KNOW WHAT !!!!

 

Why me as scribe??

I suppose because of my longing for the one and only OXY who as usual was not there on time. 

So many visitors all speaking in languages I did not understand. For what language if any do they speak in TIRANA and as for central India only Hindus, Sikhs and other assorted tribes understand?

 

But a huge motley crew of hashers assembled on what was a warm cloudless day.

As WET DREAM expounded her first boy friend Zeus had turned on the heavens to produce a fab day.

And so the hordes assembled to hear the hares pronounce the runs itinerary..

The runners almost a live hare run as off they went telling us to follow in 10 minutes time whereas off went the walkers on a well chalked trail. And so the two packs progressed.

 

Meanwhile back at the start appeared the one and only OXY stating sorry he was late but his car would not start.

And the sun shone and shone. Well done ZEUS.  Maybe we shall make him an honorary hasher but “no way” shouts WET DREAM  -  that means no bucket fee from him.

Time passed and more time passed without any sign of anyone returning.

But eventually 2 harriettes came in sight immediately asking where the nearest loo was as they reckoned all others would not appreciate naked bottoms waving in the mountains.

 

And so the day progressed. FAIR COP took the circle. ALL GUESTS WERE CALLED INTO THE CIRCLE AND PARTOOK OF THE OBLIGATORY BEER DRINKING.

 

And then off to the taverna where food wine and beer were produced as if no tomorrow.  It was somewhat more expensive without the ordering by THRICE NITELY but he was an expert in negotiating special deals in all weird and wonderful tavernas.

 

So endith a great warm day.

 

Love. kisses and hugs to all esp OXY.

 

ME THE SPY WHO etc, etc.