DATE 28th February 2010
HARE MOUNTAIN GOAT
SCRIBE ME AGAIN - NAPOLEON BONEY PART
Why Me ?? Maybe in the ancient mind of MAD DOG he thinks my youth breathes some excitment into the nubile Harrietes who attend each week hoping and hoping to encounter many lusty Hashers. So here goes...
A fabulous day weather-wise spoilt for me by the absence of my 3 favourite Harrietes namely GERONIMOS BITCH, CAFE CREPE & COCK BAIT.
Never the less, the all loving CLITORIA was there so I felt not alone. And a goodly number attended - from everywhere. FORMOSA FLYER had flown in from Japan especially for the run. SHAMPOO GEORGE came in his converted hearse without his normal entourage of Priests. Even RIM JOB came on time much to the amazement of the multitude waiting for the starting gun!!
And so at 11.13 FAIR COP set us all on our merry way. And what a run evolved - the length got longer by the minute - the Hashers went up and down all the hills initially at speed but gradulary slower and slower. EVEN Currently Unnamed ZAC started wilting.
And so the hours passed. REAR ENTRY was heard muttering why have I been so stupid to come here on such a fab day when I could have been on the beach. Meanwhile the walkers lead by BOUBILINA & KUM KWIK wandered around the ex-royal grounds until the thought of icy cold beer was enough to make them get back to the bucket as soon as possible - much to the annoyance of DOGGIE STYLE who reckons a 2 hour walk is the minimum. And then surprise surprise OXYs OXYMOBILE came in site with the man himself driving.
And then to the circle. Many awards:
-MOUNTAIN GOAT for his 800th - about 3 months late !!
-PRICKLY BUSH & BLACK MAMBA for yet another addition to thier family - reputed to be a grandchild.
-Then MAD DOG on reaching his 65th - I never knew anyone to be that old!! And his birthday was suitably congratulated by us all drinking one of HAMISH's 65 year old Crimean Fortified wine - evidently bought from GORBY when he needed some pocket money.
So endith the festivities.
Until next sundays run - some where in Athens according to the hare MAD DOG. I trust better directions will be given nearer the time as Athens is a huge area in which to find the start !!!!
I am as always your obediant hasher NAPOLEON BONEY PART