Hare KUM KWIK 
Location German Cemetery
Date 22/02/2009 Run 1627
Co Hare COKE DEALER
Scribe ME - KUM KWIK

 
I thought if a harriette could write a run report last week with no adverse comments why not ME !
After all I am at least 15 years  older than she is and therefore so much more learned in the English Language
So for those who wish to read a report in perfect English here goes
 
Promptly at 11.15 CLIT ( IE CLITORIA ) in her vocal voice calls the pack to order - and what a pack - runners from everywhere - no doubt attracted by the thought of curries unlimited
One wondered if the adjacent Germans were striving to join  The two packs went off - both in the same direction - both at speed - for the quicker we finished the quicker we would get to COKE DEALERS Pad to eat and drink - and we all sure wanted to eat and drink
And so many irregular runners SPANISH FLY panted at thought of a hot curry  - LOVE BUG said no curry for me just  wine and more wine
And so all through the run and walk similar comments - except when NAPOLEON in classical German asked where we were  ?
Luckily BLACK MAMBA was able to respond in swahlili
The weather forecast deep snow was false - although cold was dry and so all went at top speed through the valleys throughout the area
Then the bucket - with CLIT in charge - it was MAD DOGS birthday - he confused all by saying he was 4 cubed !! Consternation -  What does that mean ?  Out came the pocket calculators  - still no idea - finally a vague responce from the wilderness - ie Currently Unnamed Jack - just a bone will do !!
 
The circle took only a moment - too bloody cold
 
So off to COKE DEALERS pad in downtown Kifissia
All went as well as others so a huge party ensued - Food galore - wine so much even enough for COKE DEALERS MUM who luckily was not there - and on and on it went - a fab afternoon - RIM JOB came and went with Micro wave LOVE BUG produced fab pudds SPANISH FlY managed to stay awake . HEAVY  BREATHER commented on lack of wine - only 24 bottles he was heard to say
And so the afternoon progressed BOUBILINA in all her wisdom said more wine for the multitude so more was produced
DOGGIE STYLE said more wine please and all concurred
So a quiet afternoon was had by the hash -
SO ALL FUTURE HARES THINK ? WHY SHOULD THIS BE GREAT WHEREAS SO MANY ARE NOT!!  
 
ON ON

KUM KWIK
 
My first run report and certainly not my last - I def am so much better than BLACK MAMBA’s missus   

 

 

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