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Date: 5 Oct. 2003 Run: 1337 Venue: Agia Paraskevi Hare: Self Service
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    The Urinator
  
  Well, with the handbrake (aka the wife) at work for the day and me, looking 
  after the rug rats I thought it would an ideal opportunity to do a little father/kids 
  bonding. You know, that quality time that all dads should have with their children 
  every now and then (annually would be sufficient, I suspect). So, it's all in 
  the car and it's off to Paraskevi we go. Getting closer we stumble upon the 
  HHH signs and again reiterate to Max and Sam that I wasn't lost!! It's up and 
  up we go and as if by magic we arrive - early even. The view from the car park 
  over toward western Athens is spectacular - if you ignore the overflowing rubbish 
  bins, accumulated car parts, bed springs and the smog that rests over the city. 
  If you close your eyes and concentrate really hard (don't you think too hard 
  Pop-up you may have a brain explosion) you can get a glimpse at the wonder of 
  Athens. 
  After the usual amount of mismanagement and yelling the run / walk got under-way. 
  I, with kids, set off on the walk. I'm not interested in the run cos' I weren't 
  on it! Strawberry 4skin led the way with kids, dogs and the occasional adult 
  in tow. We came across a couple of caves dug deep in to the rock that in days 
  gone by had something to do with the defence facilities that are scattered through 
  the area. Psssst! If that's a national secret don't tell anyone!! However, in 
  more recent times industrious Athenians have used the shafts and caves as dumps 
  for their rubbish! There is a resident population of bats that can be seen of 
  an early evening - unfortunately we didn't get to see any. It was at about this 
  time that Twisted Bitch and her pups came crashing through the undergrowth. 
  They had arrived late but had managed to find us. The dogs were excited with 
  lots of bum sniffing and licks. I love that stuff and I now feel a lot closer 
  to them both. We all made it to the drink stop and again admired the view. Every 
  thing looks better after a few beers!! So with a couple of beers under the belt 
  and a downhill on-in things were looking up. 
The Circle
Beers, beers and more beers flowed. Joe, Sam and Max filled the tankards and 
  piss thingys with guidance and expertise from Meningitis. The down downs then 
  started. The trail was voted as crap, the signs were crap so the Hares took 
  their punishment and loved it!! Cereal Whinger complained that down downers 
  were either to drink it or wear it. As he was about to demonstrate how it should 
  be done he complained that the tankards weren't full! (wot a whinger!) After 
  his complaint was addressed he ably demonstrated the correct technique. A good 
  effort I might add. I had to leave the circle at this stage to avert an incident. 
  Sam bashing Max with a small log. Back to the circle to see Mad Dog break in 
  his new runners - strained through his sock from memory. Plenty of protein there 
  I bet! Last but not least - and yes I know I missed bits and pieces - The singing 
  of the Lumberjack Song was sooooo bad it was almost good. No, come to think 
  of it, it was still really bad! 
  
  We also so had a virgin , Brenda - welcome. Let's hope the RA and JMs didn't 
  scare her off like they usually do. 
On a serious note Twisted Bitch mentioned that the dog that she had recently befriended and had taken on a recent Hash had been poisoned. It may pay to be vigilant on the trail, as these incidents seem to be on the increase in public parks.
On-on
The Urinator 
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