Sunday 26th February 2017

H4 Run 2057

South-West Houston, Texas
   

Hares:

Horsefly, Driveby, McPisser

GPS:
Start: 29.646710, -95.460937
End:
 29.647587, -95.461806
Beer Check: ?


Trail length: 8.4 km ( 5.2 miles)


Photographer: Mad Dog

Web page: Mad Dog

 

- T H E    T R A I L -

A-to-B run trail

 

Location of the start at the Fiesta supermarket car park at 12355 Main Street

 

Location of the start

 

Location of the start

 

Location of the end & circle at the Schwartz Gazebo

 

- T H E     R U N -

  

Mad Dog and Tender Vittles with beads from the Galveston Mardi Gras.

 

The hashers gather at the Fiesta supermarket car park

 

The Fiesta supermarket

 

The view from the Fiesta supermarket car park (the highway 90 flyover)

 

The hare Horsefly shows the pack the trail markings

 

The runners are away!

 

Parson's Nose

The cross is a check

 

 

 

Running along a Bayou

 


Parson's Nose

 

 

 

Checking

Large and small excavators

 

 

 

Vanishing point principle demonstrated with long straight railway lines

 

A lot of grass to mow

 

Hot dogs and chilli being prepared for the hungry hashers

 

The hasher's bags and the beer keg + more food is sheltered under the Schwartz Gazebo

 

- T H E     C I R C L E -

 

 

Down-downs for the hares Horsefly and McPisser

 

 

Parson's Nose is 3rd from the right

 

Tender Vittles with hash dog Merlin are centre of the picture.

 

- T H E  ON-ON -

The Hunter's Pub

ADDRESS: 10549 S Post Oak Rd, Houston, TX 77035    TELEPHONE: (713) 283-5333

 

DIRECTIONS (From the H4 web site)

H4 Run #2057 — McFli
When  Sun, February 26, 3pm – 7pm
Where   Fiesta Mart Inc, 12355 Main St, Houston, TX 77035 (map)

Description  Fiesta Mart Inc, 12355 Main St, Houston, TX 77035     Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Horsefli Drivebi and McPisser will combine for possibly the first time. It will be an immense trail of moderate proportion. Start at 3pm. About 4 miles. Some Shiggy. Dog friendly. Not Cat friendly. $5.

Directions: From the Galleria Go South on onto I-610 S 3 min (3.0 mi) Continue on S Post Oak Rd. Drive 7 min (3.0 mi) Keep right at the fork to continue on S Post Oak Rd 2.3 mi Take the exit toward City of Houston Environmental Center 0.2 mi Turn left in Alt 90 Feeder, eastbound 0.3 mi Turn right into Fiesta

Onon, the hares

PS The cupcakes will make you scream

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395
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398
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